DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
third nipple confirmed
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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