eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Maybe he injected his testicle?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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