Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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