D3 body, D1 cock
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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