Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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