Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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