Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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