This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
