PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Randomize
