Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Randomize
