What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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