Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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