the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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