my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Randomize
