what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
