did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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