One girl and one boy is just not enough.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It was like getting head from an anaconda
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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