Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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