You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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