Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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