Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The feeling are messing with the penis
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize
