I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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