my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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