She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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