So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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