weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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