My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
i think i just lost a toe
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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