and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize
