check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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