so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
