hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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