I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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