I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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