Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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