Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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