then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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