Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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