As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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