He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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