I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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