I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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