Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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