I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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