he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
It's just like the Real World with babies
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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