Welp...herpes.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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