We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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