What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
