how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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