that's an acceptable place to lick
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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