curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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