i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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